Yesterday was a day that shall live in infamy.

To call what happened a failure of epic proportions would be an understatement. Fortunately for you, sweet reader, I have swiftly cataloged the sequence of events that led up to my Passover paroxysm in case you were interested in creating your own minor meltdown.

Question nothing as you follow these steps and you too will soon enjoy a spectacular failure, the kind where an hour feels like an entire evening and you know it will be one you’ll never forget… Continue reading