Yesterday was a day that shall live in infamy.

To call what happened a failure of epic proportions would be an understatement. Fortunately for you, sweet reader, I have swiftly cataloged the sequence of events that led up to my Passover paroxysm in case you were interested in creating your own minor meltdown.

Question nothing as you follow these steps and you too will soon enjoy a spectacular failure, the kind where an hour feels like an entire evening and you know it will be one you’ll never forget… Continue reading

I work. I work a lot. Like, more than most people. That’s why you shouldn’t worry if I haven’t posted on here, especially if it’s a holiday. In addition to being a mommy, a wife, a program manager, a marketing ghostwriter, and an entrepreneur who is trying to get a new business off the ground, I like to have some downtime. It should be noted, though, that even in my downtime, I’m thinking about work. That’s how this lovely song came to be…

This was the content included in my energy program’s holiday email. Of course, it was written by no other than yours truly.

I’m guessing you’ll be able to sing along if you’d like… Continue reading